Friends of Lake America

America's lake. The paper is new. The water is not. Two desks, one shoreline. Satire. Not a government website.

I'm Pro Lake America

Volume Majority. Welcome Center forthcoming. EO 14422, treated with inappropriate reverence.

Enter the water

I'm Against Lake America

The lake already had a name. EST. 1615. Maps Don't Lie. Independent petition desk.

Keep the chart